This deleted scene is gold.
Ummm... umm... you smoke?!
Only on special occasions. You want one?
Smoking is evil, isn't it? I mean, who smokes? Hitler. Satan. ...Wait, is this is a special occasion? *eyes sparkle*
I dunno, is it?
Well, seeing as I'm totally obsessed with you, I'd say, yeah. *awkward silence* ...Pretend I didn't say "totally obsessed"?
I just haven't been this interested in a girl in a long time.
That's probably cuz you sleep with a guy.